Went to the fortune teller Had my fortune read I didn't know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head Then she took a look at my palm She said, "Sonny, you feel kinda warm" And she looked into her crystal ball And said, "You're in love" I said, "I couldn't [Incomprehensible] so I'm not in passion with the girls I know" She said, "When the next one arrives You'll be looking into her eyes" I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me a lie I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I told her I didn't see nobody Why'd she make a fool out of me Then somethin' struck me As if they came from up above While lookin' at the fortune teller I fell in love Now I'm a happy fellow Well, I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we could be Now I get my fortune told for free Now I'm a happy fellow Well, I'm married to the fortune teller We're happy as we could be And I get my fortune told for free
