Got the Monday mornin' blues Monday wasn't really real Oh, lying on a naked bed With an Alka Seltzer head Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street Talkin' 'bout Lu, what ya gon' do? And I feel so bad, have you ever been had? I'll dry out sweet Lucy Took an early morning shower Well, I wasted 'bout half an hour I heard the ringing of the bell It's Lucy with the cleaning towel Oh, I'm feelin' like the Sunday Times Southern Californian wine Oh, Lucy kicked me in the hole A tennis worth of achin' bones Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street Lord, Lu, what ya gonna do? I feel so bad, have you ever been had? Got a dose from [Incomprehensible] sweet Lucy Oh, Lucy looked sweet just a-strollin' down Newport Street Talkin' 'bout Lu, who? What ya gonna do? Oh, and I feeling so bad, have you ever been had? Oh, by [Incomprehensible] sweet Lucy
