Well, my name is a number, a piece of plastic film And I'm growin' funny flowers in my little window sill Don't you know I'm a 2000 Man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Well my wife still respects me, I really misused her I am having an affair with a random computer Don't you know I'm a 2000 Man And my kids, they just don't understand me at all Oh Daddy, proud of your planet Oh Mummy, proud of your sun Oh Daddy, proud of your planet Oh Mummy, proud of your sun Oh Daddy, your brain's still flashin' Like it did when you were young Or do you come down crashin' Seeing all the things you've done, all was a big put on Oh Daddy, proud of your planet Oh Mummy, proud of your sun Oh Daddy, proud of your planet Oh Mummy, proud of your sun Oh Daddy, proud of your planet Oh Mummy, proud of your sun Oh Daddy, proud of your planet Oh Mummy, proud of your sun And you know who's the 2000 Man And your kids they just won't understand you at all
