After eight, a rendezvous with Kate She works late, I've had a hard day watching color TV After nine, I plan a tease, then dine Tonight I'll tell her the words she longs to hear Tonight I'll make it clear Kate works each day nine to five, serving with true dedication She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilies And burgers, all kinds and tacos too, dig Kate works each day nine to five, serving with true dedication She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas, and chilies And burgers, all kinds and tacos, too, yeah After ten, after dessert, my plan Is to dance the latest steps they do at the local ballet After twelve, the atmosphere's just swell Kate pulls a credit card and I grab her coat Tomorrow's another busy day Kate works each day nine to five, serving with true dedication She serves you sodas, and ice creams, and pizzas and chilies And burgers and tacos and French fries, divine Eat and feel fine, my favorite hangout serves extra grow time So c'mon Kate, don't stay till eight, 'cause you're my date Now, tell me what ya got to eat for me? Ohh, Kate Don't make me wait Not after nine, I says, you are my appetite, ohh, K A T E You do to me, why girl? You stuff me and I can't take no more Man, five cheeseburgers are too much, what more, I can't dance Katie, baby, why don't we make love instead of food? I'm ten pounds overweight already and I'm growing A new roll each day, Kate
