I wish you were a beer Then I could drink you up I wish you were not here With my come in your mouth I wish you weren't so queer Your chains still lock me up Since when were you our lord We're all so very bored Since when were you our lord We're all so very bored I wish you were a beer The thirsty wanna drink You wish I wasn't here You're scared because I think You wish I wasn't here 'Cause I'm your missing link Since when were you our lord We're all so very bored Since when were you our lord We're all so very bored I wish you were a beer Then I could drink you up You wish I wasn't here 'Cause I can beat you up I wish you weren't a queer With my come in your mouth Since when were you our lord We're all so very bored Since when were you our lord We're all so very bored
