My turntable is so cool It knows exactly what to do The Stooges sound like they're in my room It plays 'The Fall' right out of tune Paid fifty bucks for it the other day At a garage sale 'round the way It plays records how they are meant to be played Can't picture any other way And it's black and it's cool And it knows just what to do I wouldn't swap it for the world It's my turntable I tried all the major brands I played all my favorite bands The salesmen couldn't understand What I wanted, what I wanted I don't need one that plays five CDs Picks up signals in Japanese I don't want one that doesn't please Please me, me And it's black and it's cool And it knows just what to do I wouldn't swap it for the world It's my turntable, it's my turntable My journey ended the other day I found the one that suits in every way Sat up my favorite record to play Jonathan never sounded so great And it's black and it's cool And it knows just what to do I wouldn't swap it for the world It's my turntable
